
Brushing one's teeth requires a very long toothbrush and special High Altitude Toothpaste, when you have a neck as long as we do!
Suitable for many occasions, especially as a humorous motivational card!


This card features The Day of the Giraffe Sky, which in the mythology of Giraffe World was how the giraffes came into being!
We sometimes see the beautiful and elusive giraffe mermaids on our travels in our new giraffe submarine, Necktune's Chariot. You can read about it here on my husband Raph's blog.
Newcastle-upon-Tyne city centre giraffified! The historic Grey's Monument is transformed, and giraffes are everywhere, enjoying their shopping and their cups of tea at the pavement cafes.
In this giraffified view of the River Tyne, there are many recognizable features. You can even spot my husband Raph reading the paper on a bench! We enjoy our visits through the Intergalactic Secret Portal to Newcastle!
Ever wondered what a giraffe would look like in Roman Centurion's uniform? This giraffified image of Hadrian's Wall in the UK will give you an idea! There is also a remarkable semblance to our own Long Neck Wall bordering our county of Knollshire ...